It’s not easy to throw a tea party at a hospital. With a little help from my friend Rebecka (she was my +1 when we played at Buffalo Bar) and a nurse who understood the healing nature of tea, we pulled it off! Since we don’t know a thing about tea, but are experts on ponies and pop music, we decided to leave the serious tea jargon to you British folks and go for a more humanistic tea testing.
Was by mistake a bit oversugared. Therefore very good!! We like sweet things (and boys!).
A middle of the road tea. A Coldplay kind of taste.
A bit harsh and bitter. Like us, but not as sweet and therefore not very likeable.
If Bruce Springsteen would drink tea, he would drink this. An old-man taste, but not totally repulsive.
If this tea was a pony, it would be a New Forest pony with mad eyes and stupid mane. Cute but I wouldn’t buy it. We’re more into ponies from Wales or Iceland.
F is for fika. This tea would go well with some pastries.
I compare this tea to a Pains Of Being Pure At Heart Song. This tea is fucking right!
Smells and tastes like a wool blanket on wet pony. Delicious!
1 – H
2 – G
3 – F
4 – A
5 – D
=6 – E & B
8 – C